salutosinedelectat | [For Westofeden][Reverse AU]

[ Crowley smiles back, guileless, and slips out of the car and into the shop. It never occurs to him that Zirafell might not wait. Why wouldn't he? This had all been his idea, after all.

Luckily - if not, perhaps, miraculously - there's a fresh sachertorte in stock. There is a bit of a wait, and Crowley spends it with his hands jammed in his pockets, trying desperately to spend it neither thinking too hard nor peeking constantly out the window, trying to catch a glimpse of Zira waiting outside. When he returns, though, it's in triumph, as he carefully hands the sachertorte over to his passenger. ]

Looks good. [ It looks like a cake. He doesn't care. But it looks like something Zirafell will enjoy. ] Can't wait to try it.

[ Zirafell watches the angel leave the car and enter the shop. As soon as he's out of sight, the demon leans back on his seat, closes his eyes, and takes a deep sighing breath.

There's an apology on the tip of his tongue, bittersweet and irritating and fighting to get out, but it won't, it will stay there and burn him, together with all the other things that just aren't safe to say. Aren't meant to be said. Like the hurt in being put on the spot, in having the dangerous decisions left to him, leaving him to consider their circumstances or to act a fool. Like the want to say yes, to run off together, if just for a day or two, and toss all caution to the wind. Like other words, hidden so much deeper, where they scratch uselessly and vengefully at the walls, of which they will never escape.

He takes off his spectacles, sure in the fact that no one will even spot him. He sits there, for whoever long, until he notices the angel walk back to the car. He quickly straightens up and puts his glasses back on, plastering that smile back on.]

Oh, lucky. [ Words that ring a little different when they come from a devil's mouth.] Will you actually enjoy some this time?

I'll enjoy the wine.

[ Outright lying is - not impossible, but it's not comfortable for him, either, particularly when it comes to Zirafell. Much better to avoid the question entirely than make promises he may not be able to keep. He gives Zira his most dazzling smile, for good measure, as he eases the Bentley out into traffic and continues on the way home.

He's feeling better, a little more lighthearted, though he's being careful not to stray too far towards hopeful - at least not consciously - as that would require some too-close examination of what, exactly, he might be hoping for. Something about seeing Zirafell with a cake feels right, somehow. Zira with a cake, a good bottle (or three) of wine, the two of them cozied up in Crowley's flat, where they belong...

Not hopeful. Just...content, that's all. ]

That all right?

[ Perhaps it is the demon's nature that keeps him struggling to balance between the sense of almost ideal normalcy, and all that lies beneath their interactions. Perhaps it was the invite, the reminder, that have made them all too clear, much like someone afraid of heights traversing a particularly high rope and being told not to look down. He wants to not think about it, but have you ever tried to not think about something?

Still, he's a good enough actor, or so he thinks, to keep on pretending to be fine until he is. The cake and promise of wine help. ]

I'll get you yet, angel. [ He teases, which is not entirely a ruse. ] You really don't know what you're missing out on.

Hmm.

[ He hums noncommittally, watching the road instead of Zirafell. That's the problem. He knows exactly what he's missing out on. He's had six thousand years to imagine it, to observe Zira, to know him better than he's ever known another living being - and yet it's still not nearly enough. Not anything close to what he wants.

He can't say any of that, of course. Ostensibly they're talking about cake. ]

Well, I suppose I've gotten this far without it.

[ It's much better to talk about cake. Cake is simple, and yet complex, in all its intricacies. A good cake has many different characteristics to consider, such as flavor, dryness, texture. There's a lot that can be said about cake. There's a lot that can be said about enjoying cake. And there's a lot of time the demon can try to convince the angel to actually try cake, in a pointless little quest to tempt him (tempt, with the small t, and not Tempt) into enjoying harmless decadence. All of it is quite more enjoyable than the irritating words that keep floating about the air. ]

Oh, you're no fun. [ The demon tuts, in a pout of a tone. ]

[ No fun? Crowley frowns, offended, and it's only partly for show. Michael is no fun. Uriel is no fun. By angel standards, Crowley's a blast. ]

I'm fun.

[ The demon catches that tone. He glances in the angel's direction for a moment, and, despite what the day, the week has been, even that does not take away the hint of satisfaction he gets out of that. ]

Oh? Are you? [ Asks the hedonist by trade. ]

Course I am.

[ There's a pause, as he waits for the demon to confirm this. Instead, there's only silence.

Crowley glances over, frown deepening. ]

I'm loads of fun. Everyone knows that.

Sure, sure.

[ Eyes kept on the road again. Maybe riling up the angel is not the best move given their current circumstances, but it's really hard to resist. ]

Just a tad bit.... [ He trails off, and it's most definitely a trap. ]

[ A trap that Crowley walks freely into. He waits, again, for the demon to finish his thought. When he doesn't... ]

A tad bit what?

[ Oh, you poor lovely angel you. ]

Unadventurous. [ He had to finish that off with an unnecessarily expensive word, of course. ]

But that's all quite alright. Just more delectable, scrumptious sachertorte for me to enjoy. All by my myself.

Unadventurous.

[ Crowley mulls over this for a moment. He's not sulking, he's mulling.

Unfortunately, all his mulling doesn't result in any kind of helpful response. ]

Hmph.

[ Zirafell lets that sink in (entirely unaware of just how badly that could have gone, in his search for something a bit more entertaining, and in a clear show of his incredible ability of both overthinking things and never thinking them through), sitting in silence for a few seconds. ]

You could prove me wrong. [ He suggests, very subtly. ]

[ Luckily for them both, things haven't gone badly. Yet. There's still plenty of time for either or both of them to make another misstep, to say or do something whose consequences can't be dodged. ]

Could I?

[ Now, at least, he's wary. Now, at least, he has the smidgen of self-preservation instinct necessary to be wary of potential traps.

Now that it's likely too late.

He casts a suspicious glance Zirafell's way, careful not to look away from the road too long. (Never mind that they can't die and he could miraculously prevent any accidents anyway. Being a conscientious driver is just the right thing to do.) ]

And how, precisely, would I do that? Eat a slice of cake?

[ Eating a slice of cake would likely be the simplest and safest way for him to do just that, and he should count himself lucky to be asked to prove his adventurousness by something as unadventerous as eating dessert. Unfortunately, there's a hint of sarcasm in his tone, challenging the demon for something more. ]

[ Ah, yes, the wild adventure of indulging in tasty desserts. Nothing to do with the fact that he'd be enjoying them with the demon, of course, much less a demon that has solidified his demonic career as an hedonistic temper, quite possibly as an excuse to follow those indulgences himself and write them off as leading by example, or manipulating others into overindulgence.

Or maybe, just maybe, he enjoys teasing the angel with such topics. He would never attempt to use his Demonic Temptation on him to begin with, but temptation with a lowercase t is fair game. Plus there's something quite endearing about the angel when he's mad.

But that's neither here nor there.]

Yes. For starters. [ He's quick to add.]

[ He's not mad. A bit defensive, yes, perhaps. But who wouldn't be, when faced with such harsh accusations from what is supposed to be a friendly quarter? Demon or not, Zirafell's always been much more ready to have Crowley's back than anyone Upstairs. Even if he would never say as much. ]

For starters.

[ He should ask exactly what Zirafell means by that. What else might be included in this little - bargain? Dare? What exactly is he getting himself into? But he's eager not to be called unadventurous again, or anything else disparaging, and accepting whatever it is Zira's proposing without asking a load of questions beforehand seems like a good first step towards proving that he is, in fact, Fun. ]

Well, I could certainly do that. If I wanted.

[ Ah, blessed angel, easy enough to coax into shenanigans with just the right words. Not that Zirafell would ever take advantage of that fact with any malicious intent, whether by the demon's own nature or the fact that the angel is his dearest friend, but that doesn't mean he won't get a few things out of that play. Usually it doesn't really stray too far from just keeping the angel's attention when he wants it.

Still, his eagerness to prove himself with just carelessness is really very, very tantalizing, and the demon has really never been one for self restrain.]

If you wanted, sure. But you don't. [ He sighs out quite dramatically.]

I suppose I'll have to find someone else to share my tasty treats with...

[ Like he won't just eat most, if not all of the cake before he steps out of the flat again.]

Someone else?

[ Crowley looks mortally wounded. And a bit worried. He knows he's being ridiculous, but he can't help wondering. Is there someone else the demon is enjoying cake with? Had he finally determined that Crowley, well, just wasn't enough for him? ]

You said you'd have to enjoy it by yourself.

[ Subconsciously, the demon is sure he's shown the angel how much his company and presence are appreciated above all else (within reasonable levels of demonstration, of course), and believes that his overdramatic tones and expressions make it clear that such words as how he's speaking now are mere teasing, challenges, that the demon is entirely too entertained by riling the angel up.

Perhaps he may be assuming too much. Perhaps he sends mixed messages, or doesn't get his points across. Right now, he's far too distracted by his current attempt at convincing the angel to partake in delicious cake with him.]

Oh, I can't eat this all by myself. [ He will.] And it certainly can't go to waste.

But if I could find someone to share it with...

[ C'mon, angel, he can't play it more obvious than this, it's not his style.]

[ It's difficult to know for certain, sometimes. Yes, of course Crowley knows Zirafell enjoys his company. That Zira is...fond of him, at least as much as demons are capable of being fond of anyone. He even believes that Zira cares for his well-being, that he's careful to keep their Arrangement under wraps not only to protect himself, but to protect Crowley as well.

But, demons being what they are, of course Zira never acknowledges any of it out loud. And Crowley would never ask, would never push him, for fear of taking liberties, of scaring Zirafell off. So here they are. And Crowley would like to believe that the demon's only teasing, that he doesn't have any other friends-with-dessert-benefits on the side. But who can say for sure?

He scowls, slouching into his seat as he pulls up in front of his flat. ]

Hmph.

[ Zirafell waits for some sort of answer, acknowledgement, or at least some sort of retort. When none of that comes up, he finally looks over at the angel and eyes him expectantly. And then just curiously.]

Well, we're here. [ He eventually breaks the silence, casually.]

Shall we get on?

What?

Oh. Yes. Course.

[ He shakes himself off, pull yourself together, angel, and gives Zirafell a smile. He gestures to the cake. ]

Got that? Want me to carry it?

[ That's better. As much as it amuses him to tease the angel and see how fussed up he gets, he does so like to see him smile.

Not that he thinks about how the angel smiles and how much it brightens his sharp features, certainly. ]

I've got it. [ He taps the box on his lap. The sunlight reflects on his several silver rings. ]

If I'm going to be eating it on my own, I might as well carry it. [ This time there's a shameless smile to the comment. ]

[ By now, at least, Crowley's managed to gather up a few shreds of his dignity again, or at least what passes for it. He rolls his eyes good-naturedly at Zirafell's teasing, shaking his head. ]

Right, right. [ Well, maybe he will try a bite or two. Who knows? He ducks his head, unfolding one long limb after another until he's standing next to the car, and then remembers the wine he'd - somewhat foolishly, he feels now - brought along, and retrieves it from the backseat. ]

Didn't - [ He looks at Zira sheepishly, attempting an explanation. ] Didn't know if you'd want to drink it there, or...

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Oh he's in trouble now

he's BEEN in trouble

He can handle trouble!!

can he...

...maybe....

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They are both disasters

they sure are

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When you see it: I'll have you know that my phone original autocorrected "riling" to "railing"

they'll get there

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